Month: June 2015

Kuzhaka sugar Momz yandakasangana nayo pa Whatsapp Group

Imiwoye zvakawoma mirai ndikuwudzeyi kubva pakutanga chaipo. So ndajoina group repa watsapp randanga ndawana pafacebook. Ini ndirimunhu wemajokes handipererwe nenyaya. Nekufamba kwenguva nda ndakuitanawo sweetie swetie babie babie neimwe moms yepagroup apa. Kutozowona ahh takutawura tese kuinbox chaiko. Right ini ndiri kuno hangu kumzansi mukadzi uyu anogara kuborrodale atori nemari

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Ndakamusvirira skirt ye Blue.

kkkkkk ndafara vakomana bkz kubva pandakatanga kusvira 1998 ndanga ndisina kumbosvira mukadzi akapfeka skirt ye blue and zvaitondinetsa kuti nei zvichidaro. Pandakwira tax to Madlela nebeb iri i was happy. tataura paya munongozivawo masouth africans anoda maZimbabweans too much. ndangobuda hangu kaR30 ko ndaidiii ini ndambowanawo akapfeka blue. Taenda pachisango

Kusvira kwandakaita mukadzi wemunhu muChikomo, musango

Ndini uyo, kwangu kubasa kwando shanda ndiri zvangu freelance sales rep. Ndo shanda ndiri mu retail market. Ndo nyanyo dealer nema supermarkets. Right, mumarket imomo ndo mandaka sangana na amai vandirikuda kutaura nezvavo. Amai ava vaigara vachifarira zvekutaura neni chaizvo although ndandisinga dealer navo zvangu. But vakabatana zvekuti kana ukavaona unogona kunzwisisa

Inzwa zvandakazosanga nazvo pamarondera ndichibva kwamutare

Mmmm iyo yangu iyi ini sexmore yekurova matrip kuenda joburg ndichinotora maorder chinotove chigariro musoro weshuro kushaya nyanga. Yaitove svondo ndiri muharare apo ndaive neorder dzaienda mamutare nekunyazura.. so ndakapurana kuti ndinotanga kunosiya zvekwamutare then ndouya ndichipfuura ndichidropper zvepanyazura. Ndakakwira bus sevamwewo..as usual takasvika mwamutare ndokuhire mota ndichinosiya fridge yevanhu….kwange

Kukwesha Zidhafudhunda!

Nhasi ndadyawo eeee. hapana chinhu chinonaka sekusvira mukadzi akanaka vakomana uuuuuu. Mazuvano ndorova sasi vakomana iiiiiii amboda kuramba but apedzisira iye otondinetsa kuti ndimusvire. Tasvika paden ndokurova zvedu tuma apple, ka KFC netudrink . Azongooona ndomubata bata kuface softas softas apa ndakamutairisa straight kumeso to detect reaction ko face yagara

Kusvirira mukadzi wemunhu mugonyeti tichienda Joni

Ko ndini zvangu uya aive nekabhizimusi kangu mukuwadzana…so every week ndairova zvangu ndakananga pajoza kunotora maorder. Zvangu zvaifaya sekutengesa beche. Saka pose pandaienda kujo burg ndaifarira kuhayika ndichifamba nemota dzemhino refu nekuti panenge pasina chekumhanyira. Ndainyanyofarira kuona zvangu mafambiro avaiita kuitira mangwanawo ndakuzokwenyawo mota dzemhando idzi…… wakange uri zvawo musi

Handaimbofunga kuti ndingafa ndakahurira murume wangu….

Vanhu vese vaingovadaidza kuti mukoma,sezvo vakange vasina mudzimai asi ari munhu airemedzeka.Vaive mutungamiriri we prayer group ku are kwandaigara muno mu jozi uye taipinda same church. Chokwadi chakanaka,mukoma was a handsome man aitaura zvinyoro nyoro uye chest yavo yanga yakazara ndofunga vaisimudza masimbi chete.Ini hangu semunhu aigutsikana nemba yake handina

Mmmmmm muXhosa anonaka mhani, Pajoza apa Maguys, Inzwa!

Kakanga kachangobvawo kupinda mujoni kakarohwa nezuva remuZimbabwe kari keblack I min black ,worst part ndakanga ndabaya kapa nyika yemaxhosa nemakaradhi ,zvaiva easy kungonongedzerwa kuti uyo muZimba ,kubidikidza neizvi ndakava munhu aizvidzikisira though ndrihandsome but kahublack kangu kaindimakisa zvekuti dai yanga isiri nhamo ndaisva ndadzokera hangu kuZimbabwe. ko ini ndaizivei kuti pane vamwe vaitokwarira mkati kut

Chihure ichi ndakazonhumburisa mukadzi wablaz!!

Ndiri pakati pekugeza ndakanzwa door bwaa, ndiye pfocho pfocho nemuchibage sezvo raiva zhizha. Nenguva isipi ndakanzwa, ” kasika kudzoka kuno imbwa iwe ndikakubata nhasi ndinokuita kanyama.” Ndakadongorera nepakaburi ke door ndokuona ndimukoma vangu vainge vakabata kaya kanonzi ka mbaramatonya kachiwepu kemubato mutvuku. Ndakazama kuvataudza asi vaipupuma nehasha. Ndakazopedza zvangu kugeza,