Month: November 2015

Iwe Iwe, Condom raisapfekeka ipapo!

Yakaiswa mumuromo yose ndokutanga kuita zvekutsengwa tsengwa amanaka ndanga ndototya kurumirwa mboro yangu zvairiyo yoga yandinotemba uye yandinodada nayo kudai. South Africans are so stupid mhani. nxaaa ko ukagura mboro yemunhu unozoiwanepi? Yaiiita kurwadzirira payaitsengwa so baba uuuuu izvi zvinyuwani wo izvi. Ipapo kaidaro musoro wako uri pakati pemakumbo angu

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Ndakavasejusa vachigeza Bamnini Francis

“Bamunini,bamunini murikugeza here” ndakashedzera zvangu ndiripanze pebathroom ofcoz I knew bamunini Francis vainge varimo vachigeza but nyaya iripo ndeyekuti ndaishaya kuti ndovatanga sei .Ndaingotenderera panze kunge dzungairwa ririkushaya zvekuita ,akomana ka usadherere chinhu chinonzi chikara kana chakakubata ,ndopaunoona kuti unogona kutongwa nechavakatakura . Ndainge ndakamonerera Zambia apa ndichigaya zano, ‘ndopinda

Kusvira mukadzi wemu next door kumikukuk

Ndinogara Joni mumikukuk(dzimba dzemazenge),mu next door mangu munogara mumwe mu face nemukadzi wake vese vari vekumusha.Ini ndine game yekutora mahure kubhawa ndichisviirira ku den . One day ndakatora muchangani akasvikoita noise yekuchemerera yakasvika pakupa mukadzi wemunext zembwe.Makuseni bhebhi richibuda maiguru wemu next vaitsvaira panze.ndakubva kunoperekedza bhebhi ndakasvika wakamira pa door pangu,zvikanzi bamunini mukoma wenyu havapo mazuvaano

Short Story: Ini na Getty, Babie repaNext Door!

Kubva musi waakauya kumba kuzosara achichengeta imba yasisi vake ,Geti aindinzwisa dzungu. Ndaishaya kuti Geti ndotaura naye sei.Mazuva ese Geti airara nekamwana kasisi vake karigrade one. Ndaiti ndikanzwa achivhura door ndaitora cup ndoenda pasink ndonyebera kunwa mvura.Maksen ega-ega ndaimunzwa achitsvaira ndobuda panze kuti ndinoona zvidya zvemwana sezvo iye achifarira kupfeka

Kudyiwa Mboro nemuXhosa

Written by MasasiEharare Ndakazooona shasha yokoirirawo kure kure ichinyaririra munongozivawo masystem emabeb imi. Mboro yakamira zvekumira zviya zvisina kana mukare akambooona. Kana neni mamirire ayakaita iiiii ndakashamisika nazvo. Sasenior zvirorist i used my experience ndokubvisa kablouse kake nemazino chaiwo. ndakatanga kunanzwa tushungu twemazamo ake babaka wati kuvhunduka here kwaaiita Pumeza.

Inzwa kuSejusa kwandakazoita Boss wangu Kugraft

BY Masasi EHarare Ndakapinda basa muHarare and i was PA to the manager. Kupfeka kwangu was always muhembe dzinobata muviri and magogo. Pasina nguva ndakaona kuti manager vanga vakundiitira twuma favours. Ndinonzi Mercy and ndakasikwa ndakabatana zvekuti vashoma vasingandide. But ndine class and i know kuti ndakabatana and am confident.