MaTips for Men ekuti ugutse Mukadzi paBonde asasvirisa elsewhere

1) Usatya kukumbira mwanasikana kuti ambotanga aidya. Ngaarege kuita zvehasha nekuti angakukuvadza. Zvinyoronyoro ika nhai vasikana. 2.)Paanenge achikukwekweta kudaro haikona kufunga zvirikuitika ipapo, itofunga hako zvimwewo zvinhu eg. mhamba, bhora, kana kuti mota tsva yaungada kuchaira. 3)Kana achinge apedza kusvisvina haikona kubva wangoiti makare dhovho, kana ari mudiwa wako ibva waenda…

Kuroora kwandakazoita Memo, Ex Maid Wangu- Policeman’s version

Story by one of our Facebook Followers It was six months after Memo maid wedu asiya basa achiti sisi vake vekuMt Pleasant had decided that she starts her A level studies. Memo aiyemurika zvese hunhu nechimiro though aizokundwa hake pachimiro namadam vangu maybe nekuda kwetwekuzora. My wife felt…

How to solve problem yekukurumidza kutunda

So I have seen paFacebook maface mazhinji achizhamba nenyaya yekukurumidza kutunda kana vachisongosista zvimoko,especially first time with a hot chick, just thought I could compile some of the helpful comments on apost ye a guy anga achiita poblem yekutunda in just under 5 mins. The Post went like…

Kusvira Mukadzi wemunhu taenda kuboard meeting kuHarare

ndainge ndabuda nebasa musiwa 13 feb.ndakarongedzerwa twese namadam.ndinogara ku bulawayo saka ndainge ndashedzwa for a board meeting ku harare.ndaitongorwadziwa nekuti musi wevalentines day ndaizenge ndirindega.ndakasvika kurainbow towers,kwandainge ndichizogara.Mangwana acho ndakafumira kuenda kumeeting asi ndainge ndakurumidzisa.ndakasangana ne 1 of the board members ainge atosvika kare.mukadzi uyu aive akanaka arume..aiva akasimba…

Kusvira Yolanda Mwana Walandlord(different Version)

I had just got home from work ndakaneta ne stress dzekugraft.ndakafunga kunogezera mushower.Ndiripakati pekufunga nhamo dzekugraft hangu ndirimo mushower,ndakanzwa knock.Aive ari Yolanda,kamwana ka landlord.Mwana aive akabatana iyeye.aifarira kupfeka ma mini skirt apa zvidya zvake zvaive fanta chaiyo.dairiboad yaivapo ka,handichataure.aiva nechivakashure chaiva chakavakirirwa mushe mushe.ndakamuudza kuti apinde mumba,handina kuziva…

Kusvira Mukadzi wemunhu

Taigara muraini rimwechete uyezve tichipinda church imwe chete ku Jehovas Witness. Kamwana aka ndakabvira ndichinakirwa nako ,ndakatanga nekukaudza kuti ndainakirwa nako.Iko kaingosekerera ndakatanga kupinda pamba pavo kana ma parents ake asipo aenda kubasa . Ndaipinda zvechitsotsi ipapo ndipo pandaisvika ndichikabata bata mwana uyu aive nekazamu kaisimudza nhengo yangu…

I dont feel sorry for Stunner: Pokello takes a dig at former boyfriend

Big Brother babe, Pokello says she does not feel sorry for Stunner at all and does not regret the way she dumped him either. In a question and answer session with her fans on Facebook, Pokello said those who know the rapper will also agree with her.  …