Kusvira mukaradhi anhuwoye

“Do you have a cigarette?” I heard a sweet voice from behind me, and then I
turned around. What I saw there I couldn’t believe. Quickly I said ‘yes I have’
then I gave her the cigar and the lighter
‘Can I join you?’ She asked
‘Sure no problem’ I replied

The lady was a blond I tell you,mwana akabatana iyeye.Chakazoita kuti
anyanyondinakira, mukaradhizve mwana wacho!Apa ini kubva ndichikura handina
kumbofunga kuti ndichataura(I mean kutaura)kwega nemukaradhi.
Paakasimuka achienda kunotenga beer rake,ndopandakapa kutenda.

Mwana anga akapfeka mini yeblack apa mahips ake aiita kunge munhu akapfeka
side poket.Paakandifuratira ndakaona magindi(magaro)ake ayo aizadza mukombe
nemvura yatinganwa tese tikakwana.Paakanga achiri pakaundha achitenga,ndakasara
ndikati nechemumoyo kunyangwe zvazvo ndisingagone chirungu ndichakiyakiya
kusvikira ndamuhwinha chete.

‘So you are a foreigner here?’she asked
‘Yes I’m a Zimbabwean I’ve just come here because of work & how did you
know?’I asked
“Your face!’she said ‘so where do you stay?”She asked again
I stay @ Mammaid hotel ‘I replied’(the hotel which is just some metres away
from the restaurent in which I was having beer)
‘What about you’ I asked
‘Well I stay @ Mackbaine Flat about 20kms away from here’She replied

We asked each other many questions both of us buzzing, she told me her name is
Cathrene but I can just call her Cathy
I told her that my name is Kelvin but she can just call me Blue

All this we talked but then she noticed that I was not really listening. My
mind was bussy struggling gathering letters to form words,& use words to make
sentences use sentences to form phrases that I could use to describe how I was
filling about her that time.

‘Are you Ok?’She asked
‘Oh maybe it’s just that I am a bit tired and I think I need to go and rest’I
replied
chainetsa ndechekuti ndaifunga neshona ndozotaura nechirungu of which zviri
dangerous.
Iyewo semunhu anga atinwirei akabva ati ‘Sure no problem even me I want to go,
see you around maybe tomorrow I’m gonna come back then if you come we will drink
together again’.
‘Do you have extra R20 with you coz I need to grab a lift?’She asked

‘I’m sorry all the money I had I’ve used it but I’ve got some few Rands in my
room if you don’t mind we can just go through,I give you then you go’I told her

‘Ok I’ve no choice ,lets go’Cathy replied

Within some minutes we were already there
Apa pataienda ndaingogaya chete kuti munhu uyu ndoita sei kuti zviite coz
handisati ndambosvira mukaradhi.Nechemumoyo ndaiti akangobwaira chete nhasi
ndinomusvira,anomama chete

Takasvika pareception ndikabva ndati room 10 pliz.Apa ndaijuta kunoza
ndichirasisa-rasisa kunge bhoz-wero, zvikada kana musikanawo akatatofunga kuti
ndiri hwirishengwe,sezvo akaona ndichigara pahotel iyi coz it’s one of the most
expensive hotels in Durban

‘Ok Blue I’ll wait for you here downstirs’she said
‘No Cathy lets just go together then I mean you can see where I stay’Then I
smiled
‘Oh Blue let me……
Before she finished I said dowary coz we will juss use lifts (kuti ndichati
elevator ndanga ndadhibha)
Ndakabva ndamudhonza ruoko ndokubva tapinda mulift .Apa hana yangu yaibika
manhanga ndikati kurova ndikasungwa nemaneighbourhood

Tasvika akati ‘I’ll wait here’
‘No just come in coz I want to use the lue’ I insisted
Akapinda ndobva ndamuti ‘take a sit’pakachair kedressing talbe.Ndakabva
ndangoenda zvangu mutoyaz.
Ko ndaida kumboita weti here?
Pandakapinda handina kuvharisa door retoyaz zvakanyanya,ndakasiya
kwahwangwaridza bhijana ndobva ndangoita zvangu kaweti kadiki-diki

Pandanga ndaakugeza maoko ndakabva ndangocheuka ndokuona cathy akanga akagara
zvake akabhara 4 apo zvidya zvese zviri pachena.Vakomana gumbo remukedha
rakatsvuka zvekuti kana fanta inosara pasi

Iye haana kuzviona nekuti ainge achiona zvake magazine raanga aona muroom
mangu
Ndakaramba ndakatarisa zvidya iyewo ndobva achinja kubhara 4 kuya achibva
aisa makumbo ake the other way round.Apa zvino semunhu ainge akapfeka iwo ma G
string akati kuuya ,katambo kemberi kakanga kakakakatirwa mumatinji kakapinda
mukati zvekuti iyo nyini yese yaiva pachena

Zvino apa mboro yangu ndopayakatanga kugumbuka .Zveshuwa mboro
inotsamwa.Ndakaramba ndakamutarisa zvangu apa ndogaya kutindoita sei kuti
Ndiitange nyaya yangu.

Irowo magazine raaiona nderevanhu vai(ndikati kusvirana ndinganyepa)vai
tsemurana nemboro vanhu ivavo, zvikada ndizvo zvaiita kuti angoshiringinya-
shiringinya ndaizviona kuti haana kunatso gadzikana.

Pandakaona kuti ndagarisa mutoilet ndakabva ndati regai ndichibuda.Mboro
yanguzvino yanga yamira,yaoma kunge simbi .Yaive yava kusina rute .Luck enough
ndainge ndiine T-shirt uye ndisina kuipfenyera
Paakandiona akabva akanda bhuku riya pasi ndobva ati ‘Blue is this your
book,can I borrow it?’
Then I said ‘Sure no problem you can have it’
She then said ‘Ok I’m now going.’
Apa ndakanga ndaakufungirwa nemboro kwete nepfungwa,ndobva ndangoti you can
stay if you want ,you are as well welcome

‘Are you kidding me,stay,why?I have to go home after all’she said
‘But I’ts a bit late and you are a bit drunk can’t you see that anything can
happen to you?’ I was pretending to be a bit carrying coz ndaida kumusvira
chete

Pandakange ndonovhura door ndakabva ndagumha nipple rake rekuright(neshoulder
rangu)asi ndakaita kunge ndamugumha nemboro.Ndakainzwa ichiwedzera kusimuka
zveshuwa.
Ndakabva ndangotena, apo mboro yangu yatsvuka,ndobva ndamupa hug ,ndikati ‘see
you tomorrow then’.Apa ndaizevezera munzeve because nzeve dziri sensitive

Akaramba akanyarara ndobva ndati ‘Goodnight Cathy’,ndichimufemera munzeve
Paakareturner hug ndakabva ndaita advantage ndobva ndaswebera padyo-padyo naye
ndobva ndamudhumha dumbu nemboro ndakamutsikirira pandiri.

Haanazve kupindura ndikaziva kuti zvaita.Ndakabva ndaita zvivindhi ndobva
ndamunanzva muhuro zvinyoro-nyoro.Ndakanzwa hana yake yotanga kurova faster
faster ndobva ndawedzera kunanzva huro ndichikwidza kunzeve.
Ndakanzwa kedha rofemereka-femereka, makumbo aro anga obvunda nekuti tanga
takamira.Ndakabva ndati nechemumoyo ‘Hatsi Rhaiti’ ‘Hatsit’(that’s right, that’s
it)

Ndakaramba ndichimukwenenzvera ndikaona oita respond.Akasimudza gumbo rake
rekuright ,mwana ava kunakirwa,achibva ariturika kumagaro angu.
Paakadaro ndakabva ndamuswededzera ndikamugumhisa pamboro,iyo yaiva yamira
kunge dhazbhom rengoro.
Cathy akanyatsoinzwa mboro kumira kwayo kwese.Ndakamuisa chigunwe
zvinyoro-nyoro pamusoro pebeche apa ndakarinzwa kuvhuta(Beche rine hana inorova
ndaisazviziva) rainge razvimba manje rafuta ndikati nhasi ndorisvira nhasi.
Ndakadzikisa chigunwe changu kumatinji shasha ndobva yavhura muromo kunge
nyana renjiva
Adaro ndakamukisa ,ndokumunyungirana paya,apa ruoko rwangu ndobva ndarwuti
pakabhinzi zvinyoronyoro sve-e ,ndakadzikisa zvigunwe zvangu kusvika panyama
yakanyorovera iri two soft ,ndichibva ndati kagunwe kekasiyanwa mubeche pfe-e-e

Cathy akashinyira nekunakirwa “Blue ,ah, pliz Blue, ssvvv ,ahhh”Aishinyira
mwana

Ndakamuradzika pamubhedha zvisina hasha.Pandakangokwanisa kumuvanzarika
handina kumbomirira kuti abvise hembe ,ndakavhura zipi yebhrugwa rangu ndobva
ndaibudisa ANAKONDA,mboro yangu yakazvikurira zvayo iyoiyo.
Handina kupedza nguva ndichimubata-bata nekuti ndaitya kuti aizochinja mind
akazojamuka kusvirwa.
Achiri paState of confusion kudaro ndakangoswebedza katambo keG-String pa
side.Apa ndaiva bussy ndabudisa mboro kare ndichibva ndaiti musoro wayo
pfe-e-e,ndobva ndangooma ndakadaro.Chakaita kuti nditunde onetime kapfungwa
kekuti ndirikusvira mukaradhi chete.

Pandakatunda iye ndopaakatanga kunakirwa nemboro apa ini ndainge ndatoneta
kare.Akatanga kukoirira,achichemerera ndobva ndamuti ‘wait’ ndobva ndaivhomora

Ndaida kuti ndichinyatsobvisa hembe dzese kuti tichinatsosvirana zvinonaka
chete chete.
Mwana akakatanurawo dzake hembe ndikaona kuti aiva afunga zvekunyatsozvira
zveshuwa.

Ndaiita kunge ndirikurota apo ndichiyeva mukaradhi akazvambarara pambhenda
wangu.
Veduwe-e skin yemukaradhi yakapressa,hauoni kana cent rebundu,apa iri smooth
kunge steri milk.Face yaCathy yakanaka kunge pasi pemvura.
Pandakaramba ndichiyeverwa kudai mboro yangu yakabva yatanga kusimuka,dai
yaitaura ndaiti yaiva yokakama.

Ndakauya pamsoro pake ndikatanga kumunanzva maniples ake
‘O Blue this… is ,svv, ahh.’Akashinyira Cathy.
Handina kutaura anything coz I was doing serious business nezamu remukedha.
Ndakaenda pakati pemakumbo ake, heat yaibva muzvidya zvake ndiyo
yakanyevenutsa mboro yangu.

Mwana akavhura makumbo( 180degrees ndofunga ishoma), 210degrees maybe dzinota.
Ndakafambisa mboro yangu muzvidya zvake apa ndichimunyobvora-nobvora
mazamu,ndichimukwenya-kwenya mugotsi.
Mwana wevanhu ndikanzwa abata mboro yangu ndiye zho-o mubeche rake,speed
ndanganda dzora semunhu akanga ambotunda ,so ndaiva ndavakuteedzera pesi yake.
Paakati mboro yangu pfe-e ega akabva aruma nipple rangu one.Apa ndipo
paakadenha mago,ndakabva ndati rega ndichimusvira manje anozofamba achinyebera
vanhu.

Ndakamutanga neinonzi SIX SHALLOW TWO DEEP
Unoti ukasvira uri kumusorokaSIX
Wobva wati vho-o, vh-o kaTWO zviri deep.Ndakamusvira ndakavhara nzeve dzake
nezvigunwe
Pandakati Six shallow ndobva ndati Two slow deeps,izvi ndaiita zvinyoronyoro
apa iye anga akashama muromo wake .
Ndakabva ndaregedza nzeve yake one ndichibva ndati another One strong deep
ndichisiya nzeve dzese achibva ati bhu-u kusura,ndikaziva kuti kedha ranakirwa.

Ndakabva ndachinja Crankshaft(makwiriro)ndanga ndaakuita Angle of Elevation
Apa ndakanga ndosvira neAngle yekuleft kwegumbo rake,ndaikoira faster-faster
ndisinga chinji pesi,ndaiinyudza zveshuwa apa ndaiita kuti ipinde yese.Kana ini
ndanga ndonzwa zvino kuti zvaakuda kuswebera,ndakakabva ndatora makumbo ake
ndikaaisa pamasholdhaz angu ndikatanga kusvira munhu.Bhoiz dzangu,maOne.

Ndakasvira ndichinyudza mboro, ndichigumha chibereko nemusoro wemboro.
Apa Chathy anga otaura all sorts of dirty langage, ‘fuk me,fuk me harder’etc
ndikati nechemumoyo ini ndiri hard mashona type ndinosvira ndiri zi-i.
Ndaakuda kutunda,iye akabva auyawo nekuSide,akabata maoko ake ose ndobva aaita
straight,makumbo straight ndobva aoma akadaro. Ndakabaya slow-slow,Cathy achibva
apindurudza maziso ini ndichizviruma muromo,takabva tangotundirana pamwe chete.
Ndakamuodzvorera beche rese iye anchindifashamidza mboro yese neuronyo.Hakusi
kunaka kwazvinoita especially mukatundirana One time.
Takaramba takagumbatirana tikabva tangorukutika tese takadaro

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