Kukwira kahot thang from Norton Nyoro tasangana paLondoners muHarare.
So one weekend I was bored zvangu, yanga iri Sartuday and my boy came over to visit, the previous night I had gone out with some chicks from an advertising agency and I had been hoping to get some but ndakabumper, so around 7pm of that Friday he had called to say he had met umwe anoita zve gold mining who was making serious bag and wanted me to see him, ndikati has rasta pakaipa, pane maprojects panapa, but lets link up later, akati haa bho.
so the next morning, midmorning he came by my house and was like lets go see mface uya ndikati bhoo, we both have ma Bavaria, so we left Bavaria rake paden pangu tikabaya nerangu ka drop top hoping kuti tobhilivhisa mudealer uya. When we got to the connect, mface wacho akufonerwa akutanga kukanda tumastatement hanzi ah, mfana uyu anotya kubirwa what what, so lets meet some other day. I was a bit pissed off coz Bavaria rangu rocheka mafuta kwete mafanizi, but still papasina yekutamba.
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We then went by Homegate or whatever its called in Malbereign thereabout, we got one or two drinks then were bored ndikamuti ah, lets pass by Londoners timbowona todii, tasisina kana plan, ndakabva ndatotenga zvangu ma pork bones because they are hard to bump into. we got to Londoners and as bhachura I was already hungry, I had just had tea in the morning. So I ordered a mix of pork chops, chicken and beef. Mface uya achigocha, two chicks walked in. Ndabva ndawona kahot thang wearing some tight white yoga pants ndikatii hii rasta hona, rasta akati haaa kakaipa mudhara, so I accosted them and said hi ladies, chii chii, ndandanyatsoon kuti haasi magarinya, so mface wangu paakateverawo, one of the chicks, the older one was like, ” hiiiiii Edmore usarova kudaro , but wakandiita rough” to my friend, ini ndikati ah, rasta who is this chick, she seems to know you, hanzi ah rasta, i dont know here, she kept on he ukazodai ukadai wakandirasisa, am like dude, what the fuck, he is like shaaa, I don’t even know, spa in ndakutocomplementor kahot thang, ka companion kacho.
Then this ugly unkempt mofo comes zvanzi ne ka hot thang mface wangu auya what what, I was so disappointed coz ndandakutoti plan yamuka paya, ndikati ha sorry rasta, i didnt know ndiwe wanga une chibabie, hanzi aah iribho, then he whisked away the chick, ndikasara ne the older chick, and she kept blabbing to my friend Edmore who seemed really confused kuti ko babie nderipi iri, so i then saved the day and said nhaiwe babie, mface wangu how do u know him, zvikanzi no, takasangana pa Chelsea(club in Harare) then we had a one night stand and fcuked a couple of time after that, and he ghosted me, then Ed was like shit, i remember the chick rasta, but atsvukira, ndandamutadza, maybe akuzora.
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So the chick , lets call her Em, so i was like Em, ha the past is the past, ko who is the hot thang with you, zvikanzi ka lil sis kangu unokada here, ndikati ehe ndokada, but gava raanaro iro nderipi, zvikanzi ha havana basa ava, do you guys have a plan, we can actually run away from them, we were drinking paMuzinda and they said lets go ku Harare(apparently when folks are in Chitown or Norton, vanototi takuenda kuHarare), I was like sure, plan tinayo, zvikanzi I am going to go and grab my sister tonyepera kunge tikuenda kutoilet or something totopinda mumota tobaya, tikati ha bhoo, they got in the car, luckily in tint kumashure and I rushed and got our meats then we sped away. takasvika zvedu pakabhawa kari pa avondale, pane kamwe kakangoshata shata so, and we dropped denga reBavaria tikawainirwa tikamwa doro ha takatora chimuti ipapa, every mofo who was there was wishing they were us, panongonwira zvidhara and other sad people so we kinda brought liveliness paposhto ipapo.
We got bored then we went by Centurion(Pa Keg) hung out a bit but Corona yanga yakuda kutotanga kunetsa so centurion was kinda dull, then mababie akati guys isu we are from norton we dont even know pabloz, ndikati dont worry, we took them to pabloz, they were mind blown but 5 usd per person entrance fee pained me, anyways takawainirwa zvakaipa, then it was now late and time to go paden told mababie ha wonai kwavira motongonorara paden, itwo twanga twadhakwa sister nemun’ina zvikanzi bhoo.
so we went by my place ndabva ndawaridzira mface wangu mudining, and then ini i took the young hot thang to my bedroom, mface wangu didn’t waste time, ndakanzwa Em akutoshinyira and moaning akutoisa sha, apa ini handina kana plan ne ka hot thang, so I was like eish, ava vakutospakwa, then I pulled out my usual move randoziva haripotse ndikati babe, can I give u a massage, zvikanzi eke bhoo, ndikati but manje u need to take off your clothes ka, hanzi eish ok, then she took off her clothes except bra ne panty. Boys! was she hot! so ndikati rare nedumbu, then she complied and i started sensually massaging her zvangu and she started moaning, tumabeer twanga turi mumusoro make, so that helped, kudai kudai kamwana kakungozvongonyoka, ndikati are you ok babie, hanzi eish not really you are turning me on, ndikati should i stop, hanzi no.
So I then wanted to remove panties kuti ndichitosvira, but ndikati plan ndeipi apa, ndikati babe, manje ukuchema ne sensual masej iyi, ko have u ever had your “guava” masejed before, hanzi eish no, ndikati lemme try ndakambozviona pa youtube, zvikanzi bhoo, then i removed her panties and started fingering and massaging her at the same time, kudai so, kunzwa kuzasi kwemwana kuti nyakata, apa she wasn’t shaved and had a nice little bush, ndikati ndapinda ini, apa nyini yainhuwirira kamwe kasweat kari innnocent and not foul or anything.
I kept working her guava while i slowly kissed her tummy going up and then we locked lips, ha boys handidi kunyepa, ndakangoiburitsa nepafront peboxer straight from the pant ndiye pfee, ndikati haaa after all Corona iyi is gonn get us chauya chauya. ndichoiti pfee, kakavhunduka but not too much, zvakanzi what about protection ndikati don’t worry we will get tested tomorrow, hanzi ok, kanga katodzamirwa, ndakakakwesha ndokukwesha but the nyini was tight gang, i think i only did like 5 minutes if not less bva ndatudira mukati, ha ndakazipigwa, . Its not like she did chikapa or anything but inini am 32 ka manje and hitting ka 18 year old pwussy is just nice amana, its all in the brains I guess, tajaira tsikombi dzedu ka, lol.
after ndatunda hangu i thanked her, i always do this, i then hugged her from behind and slept like a log, unfortunately makuseni kakabva kamuka kachienda kuperiod. i was like fuck! so they spent the day havo cleaned up my place and made food then they asked to be dropped off home, which i did. and they promised to come back the following weekend, they did and ndakasvira futi too bad that night, but that’s a story for another day, ndichazoona if i can do part 2 coz ipapo manje ka hot thang kakazozanganisa ma beers kakutanga kurutsa ndandakuda kutosvira sister yacho futi coz my boy wasnt there, coz eish,machemerero ayaiita ichiiswa ne friend yangu, she must be delicious.
Ciao for now boys, this is based on a true story, i don’t encourage nyoro, i got lucky, the 2nd time they came we both got tested and takabuda bhoo ipapo, but yoooh, i think that was my 2nd or 3rd night stand my very first one ndichainyora zvangu kana ndakafarisa.
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